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What Do You Mean Santa’s Not Real!?!?!

December 10, 2010


I remember when I could barely sleep. Every night approaching Christmas was difficult. My mind did not waiver from the fact that presents would soon be waiting for me to play with them. And then the longest night of the whole year——–Christmas Eve. The night I practically slept with my eyes open. The night I […]

Child—Where’s Your Instruction Manual?

October 14, 2010


Who in the world thought it was a good idea to give two grown adults who “think” they have it all together a child!?! Okay, that’s a rhetorical question. Worst part is the child did not come with an instruction manual. Not a single direction. Return address, in case we think we put our order […]

Real Men Take Out Trash

October 4, 2010


When I met the woman of my life (now my wife) in 2002 she lived on the 2nd floor of an apartment building. I noticed several things about her immediately and other things took more time. The more immediate things I noticed was that she was beautiful, joyous, & strong. Not strong like her character, […]

How Can I Convince My Wife….

August 13, 2010


How can I convince my wife to ask me to buy a SUV!?! Seriously, if you know of any ways to get this done that do not involve me losing my life. I’m game! Let me give you a little history first. A good friend of mine acquired a new vehicle and that good friend […]

5 Years of Marriage Has Taught Me…

July 30, 2010


I have truly learned a lot in the last 5 years of marriage. Today being our 5 year anniversary I would like to reflect on some of those things. 1. Choose your battles. Not everything is World War II material. Initially I would have a rally, march, injustice speech, ‘i have a dream…’ speech about […]

Sunset(You) vs Sunrise(I)

July 28, 2010


I am a sunrise. My wife is a sunset. That’s my way of saying we are complete opposites. We have always been. I knew it on our very first date. Our first date was at Chili’s restaurant: I was as smooth as they come; like a jungle cat gracefully walking into the restaurant. She was […]

Divortion Kids Rock!

July 26, 2010


Divortion (di-vôr’shen) n. – child that has been aborted physically, mentally & emotionally because of the divorce of their parents. I am the coolest Product of Divortion you could ever meet. Why, because my trauma from being a product of divorce has not affected me. Or maybe it has, but I would say it has […]